seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
"You should have learned."
"I don’t learn, it’s one of my issues."
Dog: Help I can’t walk.
Jared: You’ll pay for this Misha.
Nobody fucks with my dog.
“Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living.” — Thank you for the reminder. Needed to read this. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….